Tallies

Tallies

(some box sets are counted as more than one)
DVDs: 411 | Blu-rays: 624 | Television: 291 | Foreign Language: 91 | Animation: 102
Criterions: 38 | Steelbooks: 36 | Total: 1035

Friday, March 18, 2016

My Top 10 Movies of 2015

It's that time of the year again! I watched 59 movies from 2015, and here are my 10 favourites (with several honourable mentions at the end, as always).








10. Tomorrowland
I feel like most people didn't care for this movie, but I got sucked in by the sense of wonder and found it to be a fun and creative adventure. I support anything that is pro-imagination!







9. Kingsman: The Secret Service
 I avoided this one at first because the trailers looked too over the top, but it turned out to be a very well-executed action movie on the same level as Kick-Ass, by the same director. Since I wasn't the biggest fan of Kick-Ass 2, I accept Kingsman as a substitute sequel.







8. Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter
 This quiet little indie film about a Japanese woman who tries to find the money stash from Fargo was both quirky and fascinating. It's clear that she has some mental health issues, and obviously the money was fictional, but you want to root for her anyway because she's just so determined!







7. The Revenant
 A very simple story, but the journey through the elements is so harrowing and so meticulously crafted that it feels like a technical marvel for anyone to do that much outdoor shooting that well.







6. Mad Max: Fury Road
 I don't gravitate that much toward the big, dumb action movies; that being said, Fury Road might be the best action movie I've ever seen in my entire life (sorry, Kingsman). The production values across the board - sets, costumes, props, cinematography, stunts, etc. - were all incredible. This movie is just a pleasure to watch.







5. Room
A moving story bolstered by excellent performances from the two leads. Sometimes we don't think about the after-effects of being kidnapped for a long period of time and then having to readjust to normal life once freed. It would be even stranger if you were 5 years old and had never been outside of one room.







4. Victoria
 Unlike last year's Birdman, Victoria actually was filmed in one continuous take. It follows a Spanish woman's night in Germany when she meets some locals and, after having some fun, things take a dark turn. The neat thing is that they started shooting at just the right time so that the sunrise happens during the runtime and we're able to have both dusk and dawn in the film.




Thursday, April 16, 2015

My Top 10 Movies of 2014

This year's tally was 64 films watched from 2014* at the time of this post, which is a new personal record! You'll see at the end of the list that I have a lot of honourable mentions I couldn't fit into the top 10. 

*Note: While one or more of these may come up as being from 2013 on IMDB, my criteria for release year is when the movie was released in North American theaters, not film festivals or foreign countries. 




10. Edge of Tomorrow 
It's too bad this movie bombed - either from people boycotting Tom Cruise, the title and advertising not doing the movie justice, or both - because it really is a great film. How can a sci-fi action version of Groundhog Day not be loads of fun? 





9. X-Men: Days of Future Past 
I've enjoyed all of the X-Men movies, but an epic story that sweeps across two time periods and makes good use of a very large cast raised this one to another level. 






8. Begin Again 
Not as good as Once, from the same director, but that's not an easy movie to top anyway. Begin Again is still a film with charm and magic that makes me smile a lot when I watch it. 





                                  7. Coherence 
A simple dinner party with friends turns into a night of chaos, confusion, and danger when a passing comet creates a surreal phenomenon that has the group panicking. I love movies like this where characters are trying to figure out what to do in a weird, unprecedented situation. I don't want to spoil any more, but this is one that messes with your head and gives you things to think about, which makes it a lot of fun for me. 






6. Mommy 
A heart-breaking French-Canadian film about a mother dealing with the burden of her delinquent son, the crass characters were off-putting at first but eventually grew on me. Not only does this movie make brilliant use of its aspect ratio as a storytelling device, but it also contains the best use of "Wonderwall" since Charlie sang it on Lost




5. Boyhood 
Putting the groundbreaking gimmick aside, I enjoyed this film because it offers the complete experience of growing up. Obviously there are already plenty of coming-of-age movies out there, but they tend to be limited to one age, or brief snippets of a few ages, but Boyhood gives us 12 consecutive years and we can see some familiarity in all of them.




4. Housebound 
This horror-comedy from New Zealand is about a young woman confined to house arrest at her parents' house...which is haunted! This one is an absolute blast, subverting the haunted house genre and going to all kinds of unexpected places.


Saturday, February 1, 2014

My Top 10 Movies of 2013

This has been the hardest list to rank so far. To give you an idea, I watched 43 movies from 2013 and only gave 9 of them a rating lower than 7 out of 10. Honourable mentions - which were painful to leave out - are at the end.




10. The Place Beyond the Pines
I was expecting this to be some cool action movie going in, but what I got instead was a thoughtful drama that flows from character to character in a really interesting way. I was surprised by how much I ended up liking it.




 9. The Way, Way Back
I know what it's like to be the weird, quiet kid who has trouble connecting with people who think quiet people have something wrong with them, and how freeing it is to be around those people who want to see you be yourself. This movie captured that well.




 8. This is the End
There have been several apocalypse movies lately, but this one put an original spin on it by making it about a group of actors (playing themselves) trying to survive cooped up in a house together. The humour may not be for everyone, but I found it funny.





 7.  The Wolf of Wall Street
I didn't realize this was going to be a comedy, but it's actually pretty funny in parts, and entertaining in a Breaking Bad sort of way because the characters are finding success in doing terrible things. I was also very impressed with Jonah Hill's full-on character performance here.



6. 12 Years a Slave
Parts of this were hard to watch because of the horrible treatment of the slaves, but I think that's also what makes this one effective and real. Really strong and beautiful performances across the board here, and I feared it was going to be one of those long and boring historical epics, but I was not bored in the slightest.




5. Gravity
I got to see this in 3D at the theater, and it was quite an intense and gripping experience. It's a fairly simple concept, but everything that could go wrong generally does, ramping up the tension until the very end. And I'm not normally a Sandra Bullock fan, but this was the best performance I've ever seen from her.





4. Star Trek Into Darkness
I liked the first movie, but I found this one to be ten times more fun, which is rare for a sequel. And I haven't even seen much of any of the TV series'.




Thursday, March 14, 2013

My Top 10 Movies of 2012

Look at that, I got 'em in before June this year! As with last year, I watched close to 30 films again, and while it actually wasn't too hard to decide on the final 10 this time, there were still some great ones that got left out. Honourable mentions at the end.





10. The Avengers
I wasn't too interested in the SHIELD stuff at the beginning, but once the Avengers assembled, this movie became a wild, action-packed bucket of fun. Great use of a superhero ensemble.





9. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Every once in a while, I fall for a more formulaic romance (when I'm not generally avoiding them). This was one of those instances, largely due to the wonderful chemistry between Carell and Knightley, in spite of their pairing being fairly random.




8. Jeff, Who Lives at Home
This was an "everything happens for a reason, and everything comes together at the end" kind of movie, which I wasn't expecting before it started, but I really enjoyed watching it play out. It's probably also appealing to the slacker generation in that the lazy slob gets to save the day.





7. Brave
One of the biggest surprises of the year for me, because I didn't think I'd like it as much as I did, but Brave's heroine is awesome and I love that this is a feminist film to counter all of that exposure to Disney princesses.






6. The Master
It may not be 100% understandable after the first viewing, but boy is it fascinating. The methods of the Scientology-like cult are, I'm pretty sure, frighteningly accurate, but it's the top notch performances from the cast that put it over the top.





5. Moonrise Kingdom
Like everything Wes Anderson does, this is a highly stylized and colourful presentation of a prestigious cast wandering between deadpan humour and cartoonish surrealism. Or as my dad called it: "super atmosphere." Watching it is definitely an engrossing experience.




4. Django Unchained
I'm so glad Christoph Waltz got another Oscar for this one, because he was just as awesome here as he was in Inglourious Basterds. As only Tarantino can do, he made a long movie seem not that long just by having a bunch of memorable characters kill each other amidst a revenge plot.



Thursday, January 3, 2013

God Bless America


Impressions before seeing it
I didn't entirely know what this was about, but I saw Bobcat Goldthwait promoting it on Attack of the Show a while back, along with a clip of the main characters shooting folks in a movie theater, and the idea of Bobcat making a violent movie intrigued me.

How was it?
I think this movie is potentially easy to misinterpret, and probably even easier to dislike. It is made for a specific type of person, and that is its only flaw, but more on that in a moment.

Frank (played by Joel Miller, one of those "Oh, that guy" actors finally in a starring role) flips through TV stations with a frown as he not only observes all the crap that passes for entertainment these days, but also acknowledges sadly to himself what this means for the state of American society. There are few decent people left, because modern Western lifestyle begets shallow, dumb, spoiled, mean, exploitative idiots and then rewards that behaviour. Pessimistic, yes, but also realistic. Depressed and suicidal, Frank almost offs himself but first decides to kill an annoying reality TV star. The act impresses Roxy (Tara Lynn Barr), a classmate of the victim, eventually leading to the two of them going on a douche-killing spree.

This movie is almost like Super meets Taxi Driver. Someone else on the internet described it as "Falling Down meets Leon", which I suppose also works. Both actors are excellent here, and I found it to be a lot of fun watching them bond over their pet peeves and treat murder like a casual hobby. But don't misunderstand that aspect: this movie isn't saying that someone should go out and kill all of the insufferable morons out there. That, which was Frank's mistake, would be blaming the individuals instead of the group. If you're truly a dick, it's probably not your fault; you just grew up in a misguided environment. Does that mean you deserve to die? Maybe, maybe not; it shouldn't be up to someone else to decide that. But it's not going to make a difference, because there will always be annoying morons as long as society keeps churning them out. That's what this movie is really saying: Western culture produces a lot of idiots, but too few people are aware that that is a problem because those same idiots have become the majority. Ironically, this is where this film's own existence becomes problematic; none of those dunces would likely watch a movie like this, therefore never getting the message, which means this movie ends up preaching to the choir. I would say it's up to us to show it to people we hate, but that would be equivalent to Frank and Roxy killing them; an individual here or there won't make a difference in the workings of an entire nation. We have to change as a whole if we're going to change at all.

Recommendation
There is danger of finding God Bless America too preachy or disconnected, but I think it definitely speaks to that type of person who is frustrated by our shallow, exploitative culture. If that sounds like you, have fun living vicariously through this dark comedy action thrill ride! I know I did.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Pilot Week 2012

While I've discontinued my weekly television posts, I wanted to maintain my annual tradition of watching pilots for shows I've never seen during the week of American Thanksgiving. I think it's a fun way to force myself into shows and see what I'll end up liking, so here is this year's selection.

Game of Thrones
At times I felt the pilot was a little slow, but mostly interesting. I know that pilots usually aren't the best episode of a series, though, because they have to spend too much time establishing everything and it's hard to do that while also being really awesome and exciting. If this show weren't so popular I might consider stopping here, but I want to keep going to where it (I'm assuming) becomes really captivating. Or is this just a dense show, like a fantasy version of The Wire? P.S. Viserys is one of the creepiest TV characters ever.

Party Down
I really like the idea of a show about aspiring showbusiness people having to work a crappy party catering job because their careers haven't taken off. The pilot wasn't hilarious, but had a few funny moments, and I like its potential, as well as the cast. Lots of fun overall, and something I'm looking forward to more of (yes, I'm aware it was canceled).

Archer
I enjoyed Frisky Dingo, and Archer has the same people behind it. It definitely has the same humour and a similar feel - Archer is very Xander Crews-like - and it was funny, but going just by the pilot I do like Frisky Dingo better. That might be for it's unique cast of characters, though.

Girls
What I kept hearing about this show was that it was good, but not funny. I can understand that viewpoint; I did laugh at certain parts, but they were more like light chuckles than hilarious belly laughs. It has the tone of one of those indie movies that is often labelled as a comedy but feels more like a lighthearted drama. That being said, I really enjoyed it because I found the characters compelling. Thanks to Lena Dunham's script, the dialogue felt natural and the characters felt real.

The Venture Bros.
I was surprised to learn that this was a half-hour show, because most Adult Swim cartoons are 10-15 minutes and I thought this was one of them. Anyway, I have to say that in spite of this show having cool artwork on their DVD covers, I didn't really enjoy the pilot. On paper the concept sounds like it could have been a really cool, fun series, but the whole time I felt like I was watching a children's cartoon. I figured the show was popular for its sense of humour, and maybe it is, but the jokes weren't really clever, original, wacky, or mature enough for my taste (and when I say "mature", I'm not referring to an absence of toilet humour, or anything to do with joke topic/content, I'm more referring to joke type. This pilot used an excessive amount of visual and physical gags, which doesn't require maturity or intelligence in order to laugh at, hence why it felt like a children's cartoon). I would glady watch episode two of the other shows in this post, but not this one.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Dexter - Season Six


Sometimes when a successful movie franchise begins to go downhill in its sequels, it's because the crew tends to get too comfortable in knowing they have a loyal audience, resulting in less effort and a lot of failed attempts to make hammy inside jokes for the viewer's sake. This is what the sixth season premiere of Dexter was like. It had almost a fan-fiction feel to it, like I was constantly being winked at and force-fed a series of moments the producers thought I wanted to see. Luckily the rest of the season was not as cringe-worthy, but that one lapse in an otherwise solid show was definitely concerning; it was the first time I'd ever watched Dexter and thought "Wow, that episode was just bad."

The one thing that did remain awful for the rest of the season, though, was guest star Colin Hanks' acting. Or maybe it wasn't specifically his acting that was to blame, but more that he was completely and totally wrong for the role. He's just not believable as a creepy, disturbed serial killer (I recall that he pretty much only had one facial expression through most of the season). The innocent man-child aspect of his character is more fitting for him. In a situation like that, you can try to overlook it and pretend the character is more than the actor, but it's still going to be distracting. Furthermore, I wasn't really into the concept of a religious serial killer creating Biblical tableaux and hiding out in an abandoned church, because most of the time anything too religion-heavy automatically bores me. I wasn't literally bored, but one of the best things about Dexter is how each season has that one main villain, the really dangerous but fascinating one who takes a whole season for Dexter to catch, and this time around I never felt that sense of danger or fascination. In other words, a huge part of the season was ruined by a poor choice of villain and an even poorer choice of actor to play him.

Aside from those things, I did find the rest of the season to be adequate. As one of my least favourite characters on television, I appreciated that LaGuerta's role in the show seemed to be downsized somewhat, although it didn't stop her from being more annoying than ever. This season also includes an interesting plot twist that I didn't see coming, and a cliffhanger that I did - even before starting the season, I had guessed how it was going to end because it felt like the only logical next step after season five had pushed the show in that direction. Apparently there are only two more seasons left, and I do intend to watch both of those, but this one was the weakest so far and I'm really hoping it doesn't get worse from here.

Best episode: I'm going with "Get Gellar", because with a slightly lowered bar after the first two thirds of the season, that episode threw out an unexpected plot twist that raised it back up.